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Witchfork has been acquired by an Undisclosed Multi­dimensional Conglomerate Company

We have some significant news to share with you today.

After careful consideration and negotiations with various ethereal entities, we are pleased to announce that Witchfork has been acquired by an undisclosed multidimensional conglomerate. This acquisition marks a new chapter in our journey, and we are excited about the opportunities it presents for our community of otherworldly writers and diviners.

We will continue to keep you informed about the future developments of Witchfork under its new ownership. In the meantime, we encourage you to explore and engage with the vast library of fascinating and deeply untrustworthy writing that our platform has to offer.

Once again, thank you for being a part of this extraordinary journey. Your clicks have been invaluable. Together, you have opened so many magical doors to realms before unseen.

May our creative endeavors continue to flourish in realms beyond.

Sincerely,
The Witchfork Team
Q&A

Why Caroline Polachek Would Rather Have Talons

March 28, 2024
Image by David Brandon Geeting
Image by David Brandon Geeting

Can you describe the sound of your dreams in three words?

mysterious conversational melody

If you could be any household object, what would you be and why?

A dinner bell, cause you’re only ever the bearer of good news.

Have you experimented with incorporating unconventional instruments into your music?

Adding pre-recorded crowd noise into my stage show.. maybe one day.

Is artistic integrity overrated?

No.

Who’s your celebrity crush?

Joan of Arc.

Would you rather have hooves or talons?

If I’m keeping the rest of my body, then absolutely talons. Need to be able to use a fork still, even if it looks a bit witchy.