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Witchfork has been acquired by an Undisclosed Multi­dimensional Conglomerate Company

We have some significant news to share with you today.

After careful consideration and negotiations with various ethereal entities, we are pleased to announce that Witchfork has been acquired by an undisclosed multidimensional conglomerate. This acquisition marks a new chapter in our journey, and we are excited about the opportunities it presents for our community of otherworldly writers and diviners.

We will continue to keep you informed about the future developments of Witchfork under its new ownership. In the meantime, we encourage you to explore and engage with the vast library of fascinating and deeply untrustworthy writing that our platform has to offer.

Once again, thank you for being a part of this extraordinary journey. Your clicks have been invaluable. Together, you have opened so many magical doors to realms before unseen.

May our creative endeavors continue to flourish in realms beyond.

The Witchfork Team


Porches Is Watching A Glitch-Hop Tutorial Right Now

March 28, 2024
Photo by Aaron Maine
Photo by Aaron Maine

Who’s your celebrity crush?

Who isn’t !

Would you rather have your guitar strings made of spider silk or mermaid hair?

Spider silk sounds more like it to me.

Is glitch-hop real?

Watching a tutorial right now.

Why did you start making music?

I can’t seem to stop making it! 

Have you ever used music as a form of meditation or self-healing practice?

Every day ! Also can be the total opposite of those things.

What's the most otherworldly venue you've played in?

We played the Surf Lodge in Montauk once, the people there were like, living on another planet for sure.