Important Music Delivery Fails Yet Again
Isaac Fawkes
The lorry was taller than the bridge - a tale as old as time, if not older.
It's important that music gets delivered right on time so that distributors can make a pretty penny or two. But are the risks worth the reward?
As you can see in the image above (and the image above that) the delivery was an absolute disaster. A philosopher on the scene was promptly interviewed by the global media, and had the following to say:
"...I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?"